Me: a thought process
*looking for a picture on my phone*
“Oh weird, the latest picture looks like its of me, I don’t remember taking this
…It looks like I am sleeping”
*selects it*
”Oh, its a video?”
Video: “SSNNKKKERKGEEKKKKK”
Conclusion: Pat steals my phone while I sleep so that he can take videos of me to prove that I snore.
