February 2012
19 posts
Chris: I can't stop eating chips
Nikki: If you drink you won't be hungry
Chris: ...that's not true
Nikki: Yeah it is, I used to substitute 4loko for dinner
Me: a thought process
*looking for a picture on my phone*
“Oh weird, the latest picture looks like its of me, I don’t remember taking this …It looks like I am sleeping”
*selects it*
”Oh, its a video?”
Video: “SSNNKKKERKGEEKKKKK” Conclusion: Pat steals my phone while I sleep so that he can take videos of me to prove that I snore.
Make a Free Face Mask with Lush and Clipper Tea! →
lushlimited:
We have teamed up with the lovely folks at Clipper Tea - Revival Time so that starting this month we can offer Face Mask Workshops at a Lush near you. More information is available here!
Free things to do in the citay
OH MY GOD FEBRUANY IS HERE
Yes, Februany
Because its 5 dollar footlongs all month at Subway and I am so down with that
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January 2012
52 posts
Aretha and Drunk Jenga
get with the Calumet house
When is the last time you popped out from behind the shower curtain before your boyfriend turned on the shower, making him jump and scream like a little girl? put some fun in your life, I am still laughing.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
Dad, Pat, and I were all simultaneously on our computers on Ticketmaster trying to get infamously hard to get Bruce Springsteen tickets (the shows that went on sale yesterday took 3 hours to get through, if you were lucky) While Dad and Pat were sent into the “waiting” oblivion, I got right through. While this is really something I believe nobody else cares about, I can not explain...
Bruce Springsteen's first leg of 2012 U.S. tour... →
fuckyeahtheboss:
March 18 - Atlanta, GA - Philips Arena (on sale Feb 4) March 19 - Greensboro, NC - Greensboro Coliseum (on sale Feb 3) March 23 - Tampa, FL - Tampa Bay Times Forum (on sale Jan 28) March 26 - Boston, MA - TD Garden (on sale Jan 28) March 28 - Philadelphia, PA - Wells Fargo Center (on sale Jan 28) March 29 - Philadelphia, PA - Wells Fargo Center (on sale Jan 28) April 1 -...
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